Last night I had this weird and awesome dream. In it I actually met my current porno actor crush … Colby Keller.
I can’t even remember how Colby ended up entering the dream. Suddenly I am there with him on the set of a new porno shoot. They haven’t started yet and he’s hanging out with whoever he’s doing the scene with. I go up and start chatting with him. He’s super cool, a little nerdy and totally handsome in person. I mention that someone I know was at a party with him in D.C. He tells me about growing up in Chicago and that his folks moved to D.C. and that’s why he was there. We chat some more and then I ask him out and he says “Yes.” We make tenative plans to get together for dinner or coffee … and then I woke up.
So, how sad is it that I had this dream?